You know those nine pizzas? The ones your very excellent mother just served? The pizza days are over, pal. With the world’s prominent astronomers voting yesterday that Pluto will no longer be ...

The news that Pluto no longer is on par with Mercury or Venus or Earth or Mars or Jupiter or Saturn or Uranus or Neptune is a crushing blow to very excellent mothers everywhere. Cancel that pizza ...

Who should decide the fate of future planets? I think we should: the eight-year-olds of this world. We are the ones who look at the heavens at weekends during visits to the planetarium with our dads.

With the recent reclassification of the planet formerly known as Pluto, pizza will no longer be delivered in the elementary schools’ solar system poem. After a long debate, the fate of Pluto was ...